This week in God

Part twenty-three of the fifty-two forty-nine part series of my continued coverage of the Faith Baptist Church in Greenfield. They update their sign weekly, usually by Thursday. Enjoy! Silver Street, Greenfield, Ma. Faith Baptist Church

FAITH IS NOT A LEAP INTO THE DARK BUT A STEP INTO THE LIGHT!

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Weekend News Wrap-up

[ BBC NEWS ] Tattoo cover-up 'discriminates' [ FORSYTHNEWS ] Every registered sex offender in Forsyth County must move "We wanted to send the message to sex offenders that if you come to Georgia, you're coming to a state that has one of the toughest laws in the United States." [ DAILYMAIL ] Wearing 'purity rings' is banned at girls' school It wouldn't be as interesting or as grabbing of a headline if it read, "Idiot girls wear rings in defiance of strict no jewelry policy." [ ABCNEWS ] Metrosexual Is out, Macho Is In ...and Maddox is cashing in on the new trend. [ FOXNEWS ] Brooklyn Student Accused of Facebook.com Coed Nudie-Pic Scam Sounds like some stupid little girls made the wrong decision and can't take the personal responsibility for posing nude for a suspected "girlfriend." I'll have to ask my sister-in-law whose currently in college if she's ever posed nude for her girlfriends or ever made a video for them per online request. [ REVIEWJOURNAL ] District pulls plug on speech "There should be no controversy here," Lichtenstein said. "It's important for people to understand that a student was given a school-sponsored forum by a school and therefore, in essence, it was a school-sponsored speech." Exactly. I'm surprised a 4.7 GPA rebel couldn't understand that. (Not really.) [ CHRON ] Girl, 14, Sues MySpace.com Alleging Assault $30 million! Wow! I love America! Only in America can a stupid 14 year old girl sue for $30 million dollars because she's an idiot! The girl says a 19-year-old man lied in his profile about being a senior on a football team to gain her trust and phone number. While she was at school, did she think he was blowing her off to act all cool in front of his friends? [ HAMPTONROADS ] Odd sayings on billboards promote Cartoon Network shows When Cartoon Network first starting running promotions for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends my son, who had just turned two, was freaked out. We had to change the channel every time commercials for this show came on. He's okay with it now but it's taken a while. [ CNN ] Dobbs: Congress stiffs working Americans Thank Congress for keeping Mommy and Daddy poor, children. [ DENVERCHANNEL ] Police: Granddad Shoves Girl Close To Elk Herd Just a bunch of dumb asses in the news this week.

And I thought the Telemarketers hated me!

This week in God

Part twenty-two of the fifty-two forty-nine part series of my continued coverage of the Faith Baptist Church in Greenfield. They update their sign weekly, usually by Thursday. Enjoy! Silver Street, Greenfield, Ma. Faith Baptist Church

DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT NOTHING OCCURS TO GOD?

Once or twice, but lets drop the subject.

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I was zooming around Greenfield and a car happened to cut out in front of me. In a fit of unchecked road rage, I followed the offending vehicle to a parking lot. As I bit my thumb at them and began to drive away giggling, I noticed a vehicle with a crude sign in it's rear window.

So, reporting from a random parking lot in Greenfield, I present to you:

This Week in God: Mobile Edition (I didn't really feel it warranted a separate post).

NO JESUS NO PEACE KNOW JESUS KNOW PEACE

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The Swingset Project

Back in April of this year, Jillian's friend and co-worker had bought a home in Greenfield. In the back yard of her new home there was a wooden swingset and they did not want it. It was offered to us and we happily accepted it. With the help of Jillian's step-dad, we moved the structure from the co-worker's home to ours. I had the slide part up and ready for my son's third birthday but didn't finish putting the swing part up until Monday of this week. Worry not concerned citizens, I fully tested my setup and have deemed it safe. Sure, it whined and creaked when I swung on it but it held sold and if it could hold me it will surely be ok for a 30 pound child. Cross post from HGENCO Home Blog :: Read / Post Comments.

Weekend News Wrap-up

[ SUN-SENTINEL ] Hollywood man, 34, loses life after quarrel with tow truck driver over $2 Two bucks is two bucks, mane. [ YAHOO ] 'Streaker' selling bikini to pay for court costs I don't really believe that woman was 25, I'm guess more early to mid-thirties. I wouldn't pay $15 for that bikini. If you go to a Laundromat you can get yourself plenty of clothes for free! [ CBC ] Ontarians donate $1M to provincial government No, no, no, no, no, no! When the deficit accumulates to unmanageable rates you CUT the taxes to fix the situation you don't let citizens donate money! Next thing you know, they'll be pushing a universal healthcare system and leave their doors unlocked. [ WASHINGTON TIMES ] Homeland Security accepts fake ID Heh. 123 Fraud Blvd. Remember that episode of the Simpson's when Sideshow Bob gets out of jail and during the probation hearing they point out his tattoo. I wonder if the was the same situation. Security: Fraud Blvd, eh? Guy: Yeah, it's French. You pronounce it frod Security: Oh. Alright then. Carry on. (mutters) That could have been embarassing. [ NATIONALREVIEW ] No Indictment of Rove in CIA-Leak Case We believe that the Special Counsel’s decision should put an end to the baseless speculation about Mr. Rove’s conduct. I love it! Baseless? Just google him and read through the results. If you listened to the Randi Rhodes show on Friday, like you're supposed to, you'd know. [ ROCKYMOUNTAINNEWS ] Peeping suspect flees, impales self on iron gate Doesn't really say where he was impaled. Oh well, have to use the ol' imagination. [ TECHWEB ] Porn-surfing Oregon Worker Exposes 2,200 Taxpayer IDs This is just another example of government incompetence. Its not everyone in the government, I know it's just a few bad seeds but you know when you're reseeding a lawn and toss out grass seed? If you get a hard rain right after the seeds laid, they get washed away and after they begin to sprout you'll notice a thick patch where all the seeds gathered. That’s the situation the country is facing, that thick patch of bad seeds is germinating. I can't say that I trust the Oregon Department of Revenue's claim that, no taxpayer financial data was lost to the key logger. The article states the Trojan was installed sometime in January and not detected until May. God bless America! [ SUN ] Gran in porn film invite I love this news outlet. They report the hard hitting stories the world wants to know!

[ CNN ] Spears considering next birth in Namibia I missed the Dateline interview but have seen some snippets and have heard about it. Who cares? Really, if she had such a problem with all the pavarotti she'd clean up her act and get a clue. I know I'm a good mom. Sure you are, Britney. We all know you're good at making youself a mother but the raising of the babies, not so much. Newsgrounds has a new game up, K-FED: Dancing with Fire. Brit and the future burden to society make an appearance. It's my new favorite game! [ REUTERS ] Web newsreaders spend more money online: study I'm broke.

Calling All Wingnuts

During my lunch I like to listen to talk radio on the AM station WHMP, as I've probably said a hundred times by now. I can't stand the Thom Hartmann Show - I loath his message (labor this, labor that) and I loath him, he has a face for radio and the voice of a writer. Sometimes he covers for Randi Rhodes and he ruins her show, too. One day, I hope he'll be off and she can sit in for him but I know that won't happen; costume jewerly substitues for diamonds, not the other way around. [ Side note: WHMP has seemingly dropped most/all of Westwood One's syndicated programs and seems to be solely an Air America station. That means I've lost Bill O'Reilly, Lars Larson and one or two other shows I liked to listen to. In place of Bill O'Rielly's show they've had Al Franken's show. The big difference - during my car ride home with Bill I felt informed, during my ride home with Al I feel vaguely informed and mildly entertained. Now that baseball has started, the Al Franken show is cut off about 15 minutes in while is just shy of the time needed to make it home and it's not a smooth transistion. The show is just dropped. ] About the only thing Thom had going for him was his ability to use Google and fact check. But now, there is another - his callers. I'm not talking about the staged callers that every program has, you know the ones: "I'd just like to say, thank god for you!" I'm talking about the informed ones who just want to toss out a question, correct the misinformation and present the truth. A couple of weeks ago on his program, he was spouting off about Rush flipping out on a caller. Blah, blah. Rush had seemingly gone off the deep end about the questions the caller was asking, demanded the guys real name, threatening to expose him, and ultimately disconnecting the call. Thom made a crack about Rush's prescription drug problem and then pretty much left it at that. An informed caller got through to Thom and said that Rush was referring to the guy who runs a website called Calling All Wingnuts. Calling All Wingnuts is a site where Mike Stark, the author and caller, calls up "right-wing" talk show hosts and asks the questions that people want asked and questions the lies that are being shoveled down our throats, records the whole thing and posts the call. Another lovely thing featured on his site is the Wingnut Directory that lists the shows and their call in lines. One of the main reasons I listen to talk radio is for the callers and this site brings it all together. I've tried to call in but either can't wait because I'm on hold for too long or because since the show is syndicated I've missed the actual live broadcast. Thanks Mike for your service and thanks caller who brought it to light.

Rob Cockerham on 20/20 - YouTube Clip

I missed the 20/20 on Friday because of a family day-trip and the VCR failed to VCR. Thank Al Gore for the Internets children! Enjoy! (Also visit Cockeyed, if you haven't yet.) He's also featured in the companion story: Got Tape? You Can Steal an Identity.

This week in God

Part twenty-one, part duex, of the fifty-two forty-nine part series. I took the day off of work and brought the family out to eastern Massachusetts to bask in a few sightseeing opportunities. On the way over to Plymouth, I happened across the Temple Christ Messiah. I'm getting pretty good at spotting these babies and this one was a gem. The meaning of the message is truly awe-inspiring. Or, whatever. Check out the lettering - four periods to that ellipses, the V is odd and the question mark is... questionable! Nice. Now, that's the way to present a message of God. Thank you, Joel Botelho! Plymouth Street, Plymouth, Massachusetts Temple Christ Messiah

JESUS FOREVER LIVES.... WILL YOU LIVE FOREVER?

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This week in God

Part twenty-one of the fifty-two forty-nine part series of my continued coverage of the Faith Baptist Church in Greenfield. They update their sign weekly, usually by Thursday. Enjoy! Silver Street, Greenfield, Ma. Faith Baptist Church

A TON OF RELIGION DOESN'T EQUAL AN OUNCE OF SALVATION!!

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2006 Greenfield Mayoral Election Results!

Announced just moments ago on both GCTV and WHAI, the incumbent Christine Forgey has been re-elected to another 3-year term as Greenfield's Mayor.

Christine Forgey received 2497 votes Dalton Athey received 1799 votes

Congratulations Christine Forgey!

Vote Forgey, again! Greenfield Mayor 2006

Main Street, Greenfield, Massachusetts Tomorrow is the big day in Greenfield! June 13th is the day when Greenfield either keeps the incumbent Christine Forgey or replaces her with Dalton Athey. As a previous 12+ year resident of Greenfield, I'd have to say I'd be at the polls tomorrow voting for Christine Forgey. Why? She's done a lot of good in her position but that matters little to me. The reason I think she deserves another term is for how she handled that whole flooding situation. I'll quote the handout I obtained from her campaign head quarters, "The Mayor took on big government when the Governor and FEMA took no action following the devastating floods of 2005." That may have been a little understated. I couldn't find the quote I wanted to use from her when she stated there was life west of Worchester or something to that effect but the Mayor was definately on the offensive with Oven Mitt, "'The governor did not drop the phone and do what I wanted him to do, but I'm certain I made an impression,' Forgey said." I couldn't find a quotable dollar amount or average amount of the funds she was able to negotiate but it was something. Oven Mitt was too busy to care right away; “the flooding was not severe enough to warrant his early return from North Carolina on Monday, where he was attending fundraisers for an organization there.” The hand out I received was pretty informative. In her closing (or opening, depends how you open it I suppose) letter she states, "we need to have safe and clean streets." The first and easiest step for the cleaning would be to close Cafe Koko. I've only seen the grungiest, dirtiest looking people sprawled out on the sidewalk in front of that place. I don't know how to make them safer but just close down Koko. I'm pretty sure that the drums the dudes in dreads play could easily be used as weapons.

Vote for Christine Forgey! Greenfield's once and future Mayor!

[ I took the above picture around 4pm. She's pretty nice and let a dunce like me snap a picture. I threw back a thumbs up and yelled, "Good luck! Keep up the good work!" I think she is a natural smiler. Around 6pm, when I happened to be heading home, the Athey people were out. Actually, I only noticed four but they each had a stick with two or three VOTE FOR ATHEY signs. Is that cheating? Nevertheless, now that I've reviewed his picture again, I think a person I figured was a homeless man who was asked to hold a sign might really have been Dalton himself. I can't say for sure and didn't take his picture but I think it might have been. If it was, cut your hair, mop top! ]

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Weekend News Wrap-up

[ CNN ] Nevada blast put on hold indefinitely Whoops, I never posted the follow up to this story but the title to this article says it all. "The blast was supposed to be an experiment on how better to attack underground targets like the bunkers used by North Korea and Iran to protect their nuclear facilities." Hope they're not reading this. [ CBS2 ] 'Alien Head' X-Ray Nabs $9,600 In Online Auction If I was surfing 5x faster with Internets accelerator technology I would have been the winning bidder! [ YAHOO ] No sex please, we're butlers I think you need to have some sort of schoolin' for a job like that. All I can think of is that scene in that Tom Hanks' movie Bachelor Party where the bride to be and her chicas were at a male strip club. "Is that a foot long?" "And then some." Remember it? [ SUNTIMES ] How not to commit office faux pas "What about co-workers who keep bringing baked goods into the office. Can we beg them to stop?" If any co-workers are reading, you'll get why I used this quote. [ FREEP ] Shoppers line up two days before Ikea opens The article has a typo, it's not a Podng armchair it's a Poang armchair. I'm not sure I'd sit in line two days to pick up that ugly thing. Then again, the first person in line stated that "after getting in line that those gifts are not as large as she had heard." [ LIVESCIENCE ] Science of Road Rage Revealed I may have this. [ NEWYORKMETRO ] A Very Late Checkout I don't care so much for this story but I love the quote at the end - "But for now, Gothika’s on. 'Halle Berry,' Johnson says. 'Halle . . . Berry.' " Why the hell was this guy in New York anyway? I know he was there because that where they evacuated him to, but why New York? FEMA should have used Hotels.com. They're as competent as the Government when it comes to guarding sensitive data. All you hear about is how greedy these evacuee's are. That because the ones that aren't, are busy working and don't have time to spend interviewing. [ STLTODAY ] 6.6.6: Tuesday is June 6, 2006. Neat story. My wife's first baby appointment was on 6/06/06. I specifically impregnated her when I did so our first appointment would be for that date. Believe it. Good old Aljazeera has a story, Gloves off for Devil's Day. And the Sun brings us, Damien is born on 6.6.06. [ UPI ] Angry boss allegedly chains man to tree I wonder if that will happen when I get my second written warning for not using my please and thank you. For my first one, I received quite a spanking. I'd be lying if I said I didn't like it. I did feel a bit uncomfortable, though, I had to keep a smile on my face the whole time as they were recording the whole ordeal for a new employee orientation video. [ GUARDIAN ] Hi, it's Bollywood calling "An entire generation up all night, providing crutches for the white morons to run their lives." I happen to work with an Indian call center and know for a fact, at least the ones I work with, they're not very with it. Most of them are made to take "American" names like Victor or VJ or Tonya, it's great. It's even better when I have callers who were transferred from India to me and they complain to me that my company is ruining America for outsourcing jobs to "those people." Of course, I can't answer that we had call centers there before the term "outsource" was popular and I also can't point out that we wouldn't need an extra call center if not for idiotic people like them who can't read their insurance policies.

TheEndisNow is going through a bit of an identity crisis. Bear with me while we wait for the meds to kick in and regulate everything. Blogger has really been pissing me off with times that the service is unavailable. Over the next week, the site will be going through several updates, stay tune. MySpace! You just couldn't do it, could you?! You're in the news again! Photos On MySpace Get Family Evicted From Apartment! Stop ruining lives! And, finally, the Gay Marriage Ban Falls Short of Majority. I knew it would. The only reason Dubya was pushing for this was to incite a reaction from the jackasses out there that think gay marriage matters. It was to stir up bigotry and hate and to be ultimately used to ensure a high Republican voter turn out. There is no need to protect the marriage of a man and a woman, because it's not in danger. Where is the threat? Hollywood provides more of a threat to marriage than the loving union of two people who love each other be they man and woman, man and man or woman and woman. Remember, the beatings will continue until morale improves! Much love.

This week in God

Part twenty, part duex, of the fifty-two forty-nine part series. For your viewing pleasure, I bring you another visit from Lincoln Street in Greenfield. Even though Awesome God 2 was enough to make me smirk, I just had to take pictures of the sign when I saw the new quotes on it.

Lincoln Street, Greenfield, Massachusetts

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This week in God

Part twenty of the fifty-two forty-nine part series of my continued coverage of the Faith Baptist Church in Greenfield. They update their sign weekly, usually by Thursday. Enjoy! Silver Street, Greenfield, Ma. Faith Baptist Church

AWESOME GOD 2 SAT JUNE 10 6 PM SUN JUNE 11 6 PM MUSIC TO INSPIRE!

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The BIG news

Family members, friends, readers of this site, and my fellow Americans: Major procreation operations in Henry Manor have ended. In the Battle of the Bedroom, the Dude has prevailed. And now my wife is engaged in constructing my second and final offspring.

We had our first doctor's appointment today. At which time it was confirmed that we are nine weeks pregnant with an expected delivery date of January 07, 2007. Hooray!

With our first child, we decided to keep the name a secret and announce the sex. For this child we will announce the sex and their name. We are figuring the annoucement will be made around the end of September, but that's only written in pencil and may change.

In the words of the prophet Isaiah: "To the captives, 'Come out!' and to those in darkness, 'Be free!"' May God bless you all, and may God continue to bless America.

President Discusses Marriage Protection Amendment

As witnessed on my lunch break. I love America, just not the ones who stole it. THE PRESIDENT MISTER CURIOUS GEORGE: Tank y'all. Grab a stool and sit a spell. G'dafternoon, and welcome to the White House. It be a mighty pleasure to be with so many fine community leaders, scholars, family organizations, religious leaders, and Republicans. Howdy to ya Democrats, independents, too - didn't see ya back there. Thank y'all for coming. You come from many backgrounds and faith traditions - but yer all Christian, right? - yet united in this common belief: Marriage is fundamental like, and it should not be redefined by activist judges. (Whooting, hollaring and loud applause.) There is only one judge - God! (Whooting, whistleing and applause.) You are here because you strongly support a constitutional amendment that defines marriage as a union of a man and a woman, and I am proud to stand with you. (Applause.) For those of you who haven't yet, be sure to pass along the collection plate, thanks. This week, the Senate begins debating on the Marriage Protection Amendment, and I call on the Congress to pass this amendment, send it to the states for ratification so we can take this issue out of the hands of over-reaching judges and put it back where it belongs -- in the hands of the American people church. (Applause.) The union of a man and woman in marriage is the most enduring - except in Hollywood, heh heh - and important human institution. For ages, in every culture, human beings have understood that marriage is critical to the well-being of families. And because families pass along values and shape character, marriage is also critical to the health of society. Sure, there are homosexual "parents" out there but we all know they aren't real families. Our policies should aim - unlike Dick - to strengthen families, not undermine them. And changing the definition of marriage would undermine the family structure. America is a free-ish society which limits the role of government in the lives of our citizens. In this country, people are free to choose how they live their lives within reason. In our free society, decisions about a fundamental social institution as marriage should be made by the people as long as its not the wrong decision. (Applause.) As long as two men and two women choose not to marry each other. (Applause.) Gays are gross. (Whooting, hollaring and louder applause.) The American people have spoken clearly, much like God speaks to me at night, on this issue through their elected representatives and at the ballot box. heh heh, ballot box. In 1996, Congress approved the Defense of Marriage Act by large bipartisan majorities in both the House and the Senate, and President Clinton signed it into law. And since then, 19 states have held referendums to amend their state constitutions to protect the traditional definition of marriage. In every case, the amendments were approved by decisive majorities with an average of 71 percent. (Applause.) Thats 35 states. (Scattered applause.) Today, 45 of the 50 states have either a state constitutional amendment or statute defining marriage as a union of a man and a woman. That's 90 percent, for the mathy folks. (Scattered applause.) These amendments and laws express a broad consensus in our country for protecting the institution of marriage. The people have spoken. Unfortunately, this consensus is being undermined by activist judges and local officials who have struck down state laws protecting marriage and made an aggressive attempt to redefine marriage. Since 2004, state courts in Washington and California and Maryland and New York have ruled against marriage laws. Last year, a federal judge in Nebraska overturned a state constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, an amendment that was approved by 70 percent of the population. And at this moment, nine states face lawsuits challenging the marriage laws they have on the books. Some argue that defining marriage should be left to the states. The fact is, state legislatures are trying to address this issue. (Applause.) But across the country, they are being thwarted by activist judges who are overturning the expressed will of their people. (Boos.) And these court decisions can have an impact on our whole nation. The Defense of Marriage Act declares that no state is required to accept another state's definition of marriage. If that act is overturned by the courts, then marriage recognized in one city or state may have to be recognized as marriages everywhere else. That would mean that every state would have to recognize marriage as redefined by judges in, say, Massachusetts or local officials in San Francisco, no matter what their own state laws or their state constitutions say. (Boos.) It would also mean that the drunken marriages of some congressmen to hookers would also be recognized. And we wouldn't want that, now would we? (Scattered applause.) This national question requires... a national solution. heh heh. And on an issue of such profound importancement, that solution should come not from the courts, but from the people of the United States. (Applause.) An amendment to the Constitution is necessary because activist courts have left our nation with no other choice. When judges insist on imposing their arbitrary will on the people, the only alternative left to the people is an amendment to the Constitution, the only law a court cannot overturn. The constitutional amendment that the Senate will consider this week would fully protect marriage from being redefined. It will leave state legislatures free to make their own choices in defining legal arrangements other than marriage. A constitutional amendment is the most democratic process by which our country can resolve this issue. In their wisdom, our founders set a high bar for amending the Constitution. An amendment must be approved by two-thirds of the House and the Senate, and then ratified by three-fourths of the 50 state legislatures. This process guarantees that every state legislature and every community in our nation will have a voice and a say in deciding this issue. (Bewildered looks from audience, whispers "we want that?", scattered applause.) A constitutional amendment would not take this issue away from the states, as some have argued. It would take the issue away from them evil-doers in the courts (hisses) and put it directly before the American people. (Applause.) As this debate goes forward, every American deserves to be treated with tolerance and respect and dignity. (Applause.) But not for a man to marry a man. (Roars.) On an issue of this great significance, opinions are strong and emotions run deep. And all of us have a duty to conduct this discussion with civility and decency toward one another. All people deserve to have their voices heard and a constitutional amendment will ensure that they are heard. (Applause.) Unless they're before a judge asking for a gay marriage. (Applause.) I appreciate you taking an interest in this fundamental issue. It's an important issue for our country to debate and to resolve. Let's not worry about Iraq for a while and focus on the home front. And the best way to resolve this issue is through a constitutional amendment, which I strongly support. God bless us, everyone.

Weekend News Wrap-up

[ NYDAILYNEWS ] A pain that impales in comparison Kind of reminds me on an incident with my brother unsuccessfully jumped a metal shed. [ THENEWSPAPER ] Chicago: Meter Maid Arrested for Ticketing Cop Interesting. I wrote something about meter maids last week, too. [ THESUN ] Don't want baby on 6.6.6 The picture to the article is awesome. People are dumb all over the world. Remember to tune in Tuesday for my announcement. [ BILLINGSGAZETTE ] Police probe bizarre goat head display Gross.. I hate coconut. [ MAINICHI DAILIY NEWS / MSN ] Soy Sauce flavor -- Putting the 'scream' into 'we all scream for ice cream' The picture makes the story. [ BBC ] Police investigate 'hate' website I found the website the article is referring to back on the 26th from a link on UniquePeek. (The site is hosted on BlogSpot, my firewall at work blocks that domain so just figured I'd give a head's up and UniquePeek may be NSFW.) It's pretty funny, and totally what that guy deserves for selling a defective laptop especially since they are all pictures that were left on the unit. I didn't see any hate, but then again, I'm pretty desensitized to it. [ LOCAL6 ] Police: Couple Offered Hit Man $100 To Kill Grandkids Ahh, with mug shots like that I can tell they're totally innocent. Now if you'll excuse me, I threw up a little in my mouth. [ MPAA ] Swedish Authorities Sink Pirate Bay I originally heard about this over on a blog I read off and on called AtomicTumor. Of course, I was at work at the time and clicked on their link to PirateBay.org and received a nice little notice about the site being blocked due to illegal activities/promoting copyright infringement. Neat. [ BILLINGSGAZETTE ] Mourners remember girl in mistaken ID case Tragic story. [ YAHOO ] Couple's Supposedly Destroyed Hard Drive Purchased In Chicago It's their fault for not wiping the HDD clean first. If they were that worried they would have wiped it themselves or took it with them. I don't understand why you'd have a working HDD replaced anyway, ripped off twice. Don't want to spoil the ending of the User's Manual, but - brace yourself - you can have more than one HDD! Why are people so ignorant when it comes to technology? I've heard, "I don't even know how to turn a computer on!" Ok, see this button marked ON? Start there. "Yeah, but I can't work it." Give me a break. Using a computer nowadays involves little more than the ability to read and follow onscreen instructions. Hell, I colored the links red, took away the underlines and I get a couple of emails a day complaining about it, like so: I'm a little surprised Rob didn't do this first.

Other news too grand to make the Top 10: As you should know, Maddox's book The Alphabet of Manliness shipped late last week. I finished my copy tonight. Great book. Review will be posted tomorrow. Did I mention how great it was? Damn. If I can make it to the 06/26 book signing I can cross his name off the "Who I'd like to meet" list. We'll see. In a story close to me heart, once more the jerks at the FCC rejected CBS' "Wardrobe Malfunction" appeal. The FCC has ruined my life. Also, is it too much to ask that for one week - just one - I'd like to not hear about MySpace in the news. Ok? Humor me. I don't want to hear anymore about students making fake profiles of their teachers, "terrorist" communications, sex offenders or criminals using the site! So, here's a big go screw yourself to both the mainstream media who cover the stories because they can't report real news and the stupid people of MySpace who post incriminating things. Finally, was the 2004 election stolen? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. thinks so, and so do I. The first one was stolen too, but that story was buried because of 9/11. It's fact. Thats all, g'night and g'luck.

This week in God

Part nineteen of the fifty-two forty-nine part series of my continued coverage of the Faith Baptist Church in Greenfield. They update their sign weekly, usually by Thursday. Enjoy! Silver Street, Greenfield, Ma. Faith Baptist Church

WE ARE OVERDRESSED IF WE ARE WRAPPED UP IN OURSELVES!

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I have moved the This week in God series to it's own companion website. Check it out. Do all your comments and linking there, comments are disabled for the cross posts. Let me know what you think. I can't believe I've been following this thing for 5 months already, only 7 to go! I wonder if there will be a cliff hanger for the finale? The previous post listings are being updated as we speak. Enjoy.