Weekend News Wrap-up

[ SUN-SENTINEL ] Hollywood man, 34, loses life after quarrel with tow truck driver over $2 Two bucks is two bucks, mane. [ YAHOO ] 'Streaker' selling bikini to pay for court costs I don't really believe that woman was 25, I'm guess more early to mid-thirties. I wouldn't pay $15 for that bikini. If you go to a Laundromat you can get yourself plenty of clothes for free! [ CBC ] Ontarians donate $1M to provincial government No, no, no, no, no, no! When the deficit accumulates to unmanageable rates you CUT the taxes to fix the situation you don't let citizens donate money! Next thing you know, they'll be pushing a universal healthcare system and leave their doors unlocked. [ WASHINGTON TIMES ] Homeland Security accepts fake ID Heh. 123 Fraud Blvd. Remember that episode of the Simpson's when Sideshow Bob gets out of jail and during the probation hearing they point out his tattoo. I wonder if the was the same situation. Security: Fraud Blvd, eh? Guy: Yeah, it's French. You pronounce it frod Security: Oh. Alright then. Carry on. (mutters) That could have been embarassing. [ NATIONALREVIEW ] No Indictment of Rove in CIA-Leak Case We believe that the Special Counsel’s decision should put an end to the baseless speculation about Mr. Rove’s conduct. I love it! Baseless? Just google him and read through the results. If you listened to the Randi Rhodes show on Friday, like you're supposed to, you'd know. [ ROCKYMOUNTAINNEWS ] Peeping suspect flees, impales self on iron gate Doesn't really say where he was impaled. Oh well, have to use the ol' imagination. [ TECHWEB ] Porn-surfing Oregon Worker Exposes 2,200 Taxpayer IDs This is just another example of government incompetence. Its not everyone in the government, I know it's just a few bad seeds but you know when you're reseeding a lawn and toss out grass seed? If you get a hard rain right after the seeds laid, they get washed away and after they begin to sprout you'll notice a thick patch where all the seeds gathered. That’s the situation the country is facing, that thick patch of bad seeds is germinating. I can't say that I trust the Oregon Department of Revenue's claim that, no taxpayer financial data was lost to the key logger. The article states the Trojan was installed sometime in January and not detected until May. God bless America! [ SUN ] Gran in porn film invite I love this news outlet. They report the hard hitting stories the world wants to know!

[ CNN ] Spears considering next birth in Namibia I missed the Dateline interview but have seen some snippets and have heard about it. Who cares? Really, if she had such a problem with all the pavarotti she'd clean up her act and get a clue. I know I'm a good mom. Sure you are, Britney. We all know you're good at making youself a mother but the raising of the babies, not so much. Newsgrounds has a new game up, K-FED: Dancing with Fire. Brit and the future burden to society make an appearance. It's my new favorite game! [ REUTERS ] Web newsreaders spend more money online: study I'm broke.