Weekend News Wrap-up

[ BBC NEWS ] Tattoo cover-up 'discriminates' [ FORSYTHNEWS ] Every registered sex offender in Forsyth County must move "We wanted to send the message to sex offenders that if you come to Georgia, you're coming to a state that has one of the toughest laws in the United States." [ DAILYMAIL ] Wearing 'purity rings' is banned at girls' school It wouldn't be as interesting or as grabbing of a headline if it read, "Idiot girls wear rings in defiance of strict no jewelry policy." [ ABCNEWS ] Metrosexual Is out, Macho Is In ...and Maddox is cashing in on the new trend. [ FOXNEWS ] Brooklyn Student Accused of Facebook.com Coed Nudie-Pic Scam Sounds like some stupid little girls made the wrong decision and can't take the personal responsibility for posing nude for a suspected "girlfriend." I'll have to ask my sister-in-law whose currently in college if she's ever posed nude for her girlfriends or ever made a video for them per online request. [ REVIEWJOURNAL ] District pulls plug on speech "There should be no controversy here," Lichtenstein said. "It's important for people to understand that a student was given a school-sponsored forum by a school and therefore, in essence, it was a school-sponsored speech." Exactly. I'm surprised a 4.7 GPA rebel couldn't understand that. (Not really.) [ CHRON ] Girl, 14, Sues MySpace.com Alleging Assault $30 million! Wow! I love America! Only in America can a stupid 14 year old girl sue for $30 million dollars because she's an idiot! The girl says a 19-year-old man lied in his profile about being a senior on a football team to gain her trust and phone number. While she was at school, did she think he was blowing her off to act all cool in front of his friends? [ HAMPTONROADS ] Odd sayings on billboards promote Cartoon Network shows When Cartoon Network first starting running promotions for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends my son, who had just turned two, was freaked out. We had to change the channel every time commercials for this show came on. He's okay with it now but it's taken a while. [ CNN ] Dobbs: Congress stiffs working Americans Thank Congress for keeping Mommy and Daddy poor, children. [ DENVERCHANNEL ] Police: Granddad Shoves Girl Close To Elk Herd Just a bunch of dumb asses in the news this week.