Weekend News Wrap-up

[ BBC NEWS ] Body Shop row over animal testing I would have used a bunny costume with whore red lipstick buts that’s just me. I'm not much into the cosmetic scene or care to much for women who have to paint themselves beautful. Take these pictures of Pamela Anderson for example. I think make-up is a gateway drug to procedures like Botox then onward to over-the-top medical procedures. I'd drop a link to Joan Rivers but I'm enjoying a beer and some pizza and I really don't want to pull a Katherine McPhee. The beer is already rented as is. [ MG ] Sex-selection abortions still legal in China They all taste the same with barbeque sauce. On Saturday I was driving through the Big Y parking lot and noticed a young woman with a hooded sweatshirt stating Abortion is Homicide. It was like 85 degrees out but at least she got her message out. No picture proof on this, just take my word for it. [ YAHOO ] Man says he's on heroin to avoid jury duty I've only been called to serve as a juror once and was dismissed because I have a young child. The guy next to me got dismissed too because he looked like Santa Clause. For real, he even wore a red thermal shirt with suspenders. [ BILLINGSGAZETTE ] 'Penny jar' stops bullet fired at NYC home My grandmother has an old maple syrup jug with the top cut off overflowing with pennies. After reading this story, I'll be sitting with my back to the jug. Sure she leaves in a safe area with no major crime to speak of but you never, never know. [ ABCNEWS ] 'Testosterone' Comment Angers Mass. Police Big deal. Big meanie at of the Finance Committee made fun of us. Boo hoo. I got a ticket last weekend from one of a Trooper and I'm in a drunken debate about whether or not I should fight it. We'll see. It might make a good story. [ WFTV ] Pastor Accused Of Raping Member Of Congregation I need to move to Florida, I guess. The "Hey baby, God says you're good in bed and I want to find out" pickup line isn't working much here in Massachusetts. [ GUARDIAN ] Porn star in a wheelchair breaks barriers I guess Amputee and Midget pornography weren't in the Spain genre of films that she broke into. Apparently she has "ataxia", some muscle control disorder. I think this is her picture. Not bad but nothing worth shelling out the dough for. [ CANOE ] Dangerous superbug in Canada Big Bird had the sniffles. Foghorn Leghorn has missed work for the past month, sick at home in bed. I don't know what the hell I got into maybe hogweed, poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumac or even some poison hotdog but I'm in bad shape. My allergy medicine is starting to kick in. I'm cheap so it's the drowsy stuff. The last two articles might be gibberish. [ MIAMI-DADE ] Gender and age don't matter when it comes to nude art Yes, yes it does. It really, really does. Damn, man. It does. [ EWEEK ] 'Blue Pill' Prototype Creates 100% Undetectable Malware Let me just rant about MySpace here for a moment. I’m sick of the advertisers there sneaking in the spy-ware and ad-ware. After repeated attempts to block the installation of Cowabunga I decided to remove the program but leave the directory with all rights revoked for all users.