Saturday, January 21, 2006

...oddest keyword result todate

I like to know who found me and how especially with this whole deal where the government is requesting search engines provide a "random" sampling of webpage search results. They say its to see how wide spread child porn on the internet is or how often its searched for or what have you. Obtaining the subpoenaed information from Google “would assist the government in its efforts to understand the behavior of current Web users, (and) to estimate how often Web users encounter harmful-to-minors material in the course of their searches,” the Justice Department wrote in a brief filed Wednesday. But that's a crock. Its lazy lawyers not doing the case work. I only use Google! Not only because they've bitch slapped the Department of Justice but because they're #1! MSN is lame, Yahoo! is lame, and Astalavista is great for those back alley searches but Google is #1! "For instance, it’s not unusual for search requests to include names, medical profiles or Social Security information, said Pam Dixon, executive director for the World Privacy Forum." Idiots, you're all idiots! When search engines find, for instance, my site it isn't always as I've intended it to be found. After I reset my counter, I started to keep track of keywords. These are the two oddest keyword combinations I've seen in the log todate: PUMPED RIPPED MUSCLES BLOG. and HAVA A TRAILER AND NEED A JOB. For the first, I'm #8 in the search results! The combination was found in part 1 of the 5 or 6 part story about my adventures with an unregistered car when I was describing an incident with my roommate Lee's BB gun. For the second, I'm #5 in the search results! This comination was found in part 2 of my unregistered car story. Wow. I can't wait to see where else I pop-up! You're search may have just begun, but The End is Now!

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