According to The Universal Life Church Monastery I can now perform weddings, funerals, baptisms, house blessings and whatever else reverends can do! Anyone one want to get married? I'll under cut your current minister / justice of the peace's cost by half!
Please address me as the Reverend Michael Henry or merely as Reverend (friends can still call me Sir.) I'll be passing around the collection plate now, my brothers and sisters, so please give whatever you can to help support the cause! I leave you now to spread the word. Godbless.
Saturday, March 11, 2006
The Reverend Michael E. Henry
According to The Universal Life Church Monastery I can now perform weddings, funerals, baptisms, house blessings and whatever else reverends can do! Anyone one want to get married? I'll under cut your current minister / justice of the peace's cost by half!
Please address me as the Reverend Michael Henry or merely as Reverend (friends can still call me Sir.) I'll be passing around the collection plate now, my brothers and sisters, so please give whatever you can to help support the cause! I leave you now to spread the word. Godbless.
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Oh boy.
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