Thursday, August 31, 2006

CNN Anchor Flubs Audio During Bush Katrina Speech - YouTube

I still don't understand women chatting it up in the bathroom. You go in, do your business, get out. This chick is in there talking about soulmates as she's pushing one out and badmouthing her sister-in-law. I'd have loved to hear more of what she was saying but it was hard to hear over that guy verbally defecating on camera. UPDATE: Kyra was on Letterman tonight doing the Top Ten Kyra Phillips Excuses. I've taken the liberty of "liveblogging" it for you. Enjoy, vultures!
10. "Still haven't mastered complicated On/Off switch" 9. "Larry King told me he does this all the time" 8. "How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom?" 7. "I honestly never knew this sort of thing was frowned upon" 6. "Couldn't resist chance to win $10,000 on 'America's Funniest Home Videos' " 5. "I was set up by those bastards at Fox News" 4. "Oh like you've never gone to the bathroom and had it broadcast on national television" 3. "I just wanted that hunky Lou Dobbs to notice me" 2. "Okay, so I was drunk and couldn't think straight" 1. "You have to admit, it made the speech a lot more interesting"

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