Weekend News Wrap-up

[ YAHOO ] Report: 48 Million Refuse to Buckle Up I'm #26,899,012 on that list. [ WCVB ] Residents Continue Bailing Out Another record rain. Last year in Greenfield, the Wedgewood Gardens trailer park was washed away. At least with this situation Oven Mitt isn't off campaigning. [ BLOTTER/ABCNEWS ] Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You're Calling Will the real Deep Throat please stand up? In a related turn of events, did USA today lie about BellSouth's involvement with the NSA database? 5 days after the original story broke, Bellsouth is claiming foul. Oh dear, dear, dear. [ DAILYMAIL ] Wife 'didn't realise husband was a woman' This brings up all sorts of questions in my own life. Hmmm... Oh, honey! On the other hand, 17 years isn’t too shabby for a marriage these days. [ PRESSDEMOCRAT ] Suspension brews a bitter taste Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale... hmm. I might rent me up some of that tonight! [ UPI ] 'Bush speak' a sophisticated 'deception' Basically, they're saying that the Bush administration is a bunch of liars. [ WESTPRESS ] Bin Fan Mark takes the Mickey When my digital obsession reaches this point, I here by give my wife the authority to have me committed. [ 1010WINS ] Seat Belt, Bra Save Woman From Gunshot No mention on type of bra. I search several sources but could not find any pictures. Use your imaginations, perverts. [ NEWSCOURIER ] White fired after porn found on computer Apparently this teacher has a rap sheet a mile long. [ TENNESSEAN ] Stolen identity was sex offender, agent says For all I know this story could be a plant to give the Bushies just that much more leverage in the whole Illegal Immigration situation.

In other news, the winners of this seasons's Amazing Race were revealed this week and it was the Hippies! Way to go, guys! Much love.